QotD: I'm Working. Really.

We know you never slack off at work, but if you did, what would you do?

I write emails about the Office with my friend Hillary. One of us wishes something, and the other person grants the wish.

See them all at www.coriashley.com/corrupt1.html

A sample:

I wish to see five important e-mails that Michael has missed.

Granted!

To: Michael Scott (thatswhatshesaid@hotmail.com)
From: Jan Levinson (j.levinson@dundermifflin.com)
Re: Your Request

Michael,

I don't want any of your "sugar." Please don't offer it to me again.

Bye.
Jan

* * *

To: Michael Scott (thatswhatshesaid@hotmail.com)
From: Dwight Shrute (thesithlordofdoom@starwars.net)
Re: My pants

Michael,

Every time I use my stapler, the fly on my pants unzips. I think Jim is responsible. Request your permission to look into the matter further. I will need a workspace.

May the Force be with you,
Dwight

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To: Michael Scott (thatswhatshesaid@hotmail.com)
From: Toby Flenderson (t.flenderson@dundermifflin.com)
Re: Your use of the phrase "I'd hit that"

Michael,

This is your final warning. Please do not use the phrase "I'd hit that" in reference to any of the women of the office or Ryan. Please don't make me take this issue to corporate again.

Thank you,
Toby

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To: Michael Scott (thatswhatshesaid@hotmail.com)
From: Jim Halpert (iheartfdunderball@gmail.com)
Re: Dwight's pants

Michael,

Dwight's pants keep coming unzipped and it is making me uncomfortable. I request he be moved to that empty desk by Kelly, and that my desk be moved closer to the front door to provide extra space between us.

Thanks!
Jim

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To: Michael Scott (thatswhatshesaid@hotmail.com)
From: Creed Bratton (whereami@hotmail.com)
Re: Your mobile

I have it. You want it. $300 and it's yours.

Love,
Creed